Standard Bog Bathrooms — A Most Modern Convenience

A most modern convenience

Where the only thing
artificial intelligence can’t do
is hold a spanner.

Good things are in the pipeline.

Some of them are even supposed to be there.
If Mr Crapper could see us now.

Attention transformers. Billions of gigaflops. Still a pull chain.
Attention is all you need.

And a 22 mm compression fitting.
An exceptionally large context window.

Frosted glass available on request.
The Singularity is here.

(So perhaps give it a couple of minutes.)
Now offering deep learning.

And reassuringly shallow shower trays.
An ingenious new caching system.

We call it the cistern.
Trained on the entire internet.

Still learning to put the seat down.

Please do not flush the training data.